Yeti

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About Yeti

  • Birthday 12/09/1990

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  • Location Cambridge (term time) and Bonn, Germany 170m (holidays)

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  1. Members Photos - Show Yourself !

    Lol, I always get told I look like this guy: http://nwstatic.co.uk/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif
  2. Members Photos - Show Yourself !

    Fine then! You said it, not me May I present Butler_son http://nwstatic.co.uk/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif Oh I bet you wished you hadn't said that! (Edited for a nicer one!)
  3. Members Photos - Show Yourself !

    HAHA! http://nwstatic.co.uk/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cool.gif http://nwstatic.co.uk/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif http://nwstatic.co.uk/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif That's hilarious! As for that jockey guy... you cannot be serious! Here's a picture of me on a night recently: Nothing like it I'm afraid! And be careful Jonathan, or I'll be posting embarrassing facebook pictures of you in here!
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    From the album Fotos de Inglaterra

  5. Ingleborough

    From the album Fotos de Inglaterra

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    From the album Fotos de Inglaterra

  7. Members Photos - Show Yourself !

    Me at a party the other day http://nwstatic.co.uk/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif
  8. Make us laugh

    Funny GCSE answers: Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couplet. Romeo's last wish was to be laid by Juliet. Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German half Italian and half English. He was very large. The French Revolution was accomplished before it happened and catapulted into Napoleon. Napoleon wanted an heir to inherit his power, but since Josephine was a baroness, she couldn't have any children. Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years. She was a moral woman who practiced virtue. Her death was the final event which ended her reign. Meanwhile in Europe, the enlightenment was a reasonable time. Voltaire invented electricity and also wrote a book called Candy. Later, the Pilgrims crossed the ocean, and this was called Pilgrim's Progress. The winter of 1620 was a hard one for the settlers. Many people died and many babies were born. Captain John Smith was responsible for all this. In midevil times most people were alliterate. The greatest writer of the futile ages was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verses and also wrote literature. Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.
  9. The Great Midlands Blizzard 9th December 1990

    That was the day I was born!
  10. Members Photos - Show Yourself !

    A couple of more embarrassing ones here. A chavvy night out - yes that's me with the flowers sticking out of my jacket And then a slightly more sober one
  11. Members Photos - Show Yourself !

    Well here goes ppl.... That's me coming out of a bunker near Madrid. Which incidentally I was taken to by the above friend! We ate lots of nice pizza too.
  12. Your Random Photographs

    This made the greatest mushroom dish of all time! One not to include: Prize fungus: a 500g cep, the best of any mushrooms to be found - and in perfect condition! It was picked (and eaten) in Austria this year, but I have found many in England, too.